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Turtles are slow, get it?
This is a variation of a famous line from a famous movie called “Casablanca.” Get it?
Old Crow is a kind of whiskey and scarecrows “chase” crows. Get it?
Most people usually say “morning” person. Get it?
Cats like to sleep in funny places. Get it?
Oh my. I wonder what his preference is. Get it?